Congrats you found my shitty blog

/enjoy friend/

"The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.”
— (via tranquil-eunoiaa)

theproblematicblogger:

I am not a “put the spider outside” person let me be absolutely clear about that

Me [using a ouija board]: Are there any ghosts here?
Ouija board: Yes.
Me: Cool. So what's your name?
Ouija board: J....O....H...N C...E...N...A
Me: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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